Myrna Clarke 50° Fahrenheit (10° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Snowmobiliers plant gardens. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian Cars won't start. Snowmobilers drive with the windows down. 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) American water freezes. Snowmobiliers heart starts racing. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Snowmobilers in shirtsleeves are fine tuning their sled motors. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Snowmobilers, basking in the powder snow, roast hot dogs around a open fire. -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole Snowmobilers pull down their earflaps. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Snowmobilers get frustrated when they can't thaw the Pepsi. -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Snowmobilers start saying "cold, eh?" -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) Hell freezes over. Ski Doos win the hill climb at Jackson Hole. Life may not be the party you hoped for, but while we are here, we might as well dance :o) |